Somehow, doing 500-ish words feels worse than actually zero. I could blame the walk into town and back for the interview, which totally knackered me (and ate up both my two early writing sessions), Children In Need (but I only watched enough to catch the Doctor Who segment, which really wasn’t worth the wait) or QI (which I did watch two episodes of), but I was just kind of uninspired today. Maybe it was the knackered-ness.

However, Betto is now learning to dance. This is important.