The plan – and I know that mentioning it in advance makes it unlikely to succeed – is to have three writing sessions today, and get 1500 words (at least) in each session. That should allow me to get a nice total and still have enough time to get some vital slacking and goofing about done.
I’ve just finished the morning session, and already things aren’t going to plan. Instead of 1500 words, I’ve done 1837. So my schedule’s already shot… 
Yes, yes, yes OK so you’ve done a bit of writing . . . but what happened about the carpet and the cooker? Now there’s an un-put-down-able saga (a filthy Aga-Saga?)
Well, the cooker took well to the cleaning products, although there was some burnt-on grime on the top of the oven door window that took some getting rid of.
As to the carpet, I’ve shampooed it and followed the instructions and all that, but darned if I can see a difference. Giving it a couple of vacuums in short order probably helped it anyway.