Thanks to the high winds we’re having just now, I had a Doccie Who flashback moment, on the way to work this morning.
I was waiting by the bus stop, minding my own business, when suddenly a couple of wheelie bins started advancing menacingly towards me, just like in Episode One of the new Dr. Who. Admittedly, they then fell over, so I was spared the fate of being eaten (with comedy burp). Lucky me.

Good job because the resultant Mike-clone would be sooo difficult to spot unless you’re a dim ex-pop star…